I’d like to start by saying that I do not feel old. When you’re 18 or 19, 28 seems fucking ancient. Then you arrive at 28 and realize you...

I was kind of a doughy kid. I distinctly remember not wanting to take my shirt off and when I did have to take my shirt off I would suck...

I slept like shit last night. I’ve had a busy day, and I’ve been staring at a screen for far too long. I had to negotiate with myself...